During the past 2 years, I’ve frequently come into contact with worms-in-food senarios that make raw food diets more and more appetizing.
RAMEN (CHICKEN FLAVOR)
Now granted this stuff does sit around for a looooong time. And I was so grossed out that I didn’t check the expiration date when I noticed the wormfest in my pot. But beware college freshmen, these little packages of joy DO go bad in the form of tons of tiny white worms.
RICE-A-RONI (CHICKEN)
Again, it’s ricealicious. It happens. Rice and worms are like DH and HD. But this happened 6 months before the sell-by date on my Chicken Rice Dinner. Tiny worms and brownish worm carcasses. Just check your shit when you empty it into the pan.
BUSH’S BEST CHILI
This is what prompted the entry. Opened 1 year before the sell-by date and getting these white little fuckers in my spoon. You’d never know if you didn’t look hard. But no doubt they were worms and it was fucking disgusting. I’ve already sent a long complaint to the makers.
HERSHEY’S CHOCOLATE MINATURES (MILK CHOCOLATE)
Fie, fie Tenney Nathanson for bringing a little of bag of chocolates to Paul’s house one evening. Fie the little worm I saw in the middle of the chocolate after I had bitten into it. Fie you thin borders. What is eating and eaten. What a panic attack I continue to have.