Me and some peeps went Cur-raze-ie at the Houston Renaissance Fair last weekend. Wish I had some pictures of the longest car ride ever with all of us crammed into Tim’s Honda. You’re also not seeing me actually catapulting in a wedgie-inducing diaper/holster.
The honey-est sugariest most disgusting of all: Mead!
Me picturing myself as a human catapult
“This really does look easy.” thought Mark.
“Yes, I can do this. I have a strong core,” thought Mark.
Mighty Tim drank his Mead and went on to rescue damsels in towers.
Mark actually rang the bell. Manliness never goes out of style, you skinny jeans dudes..
It was a horse!
One of the days activities was watching Mark put on Tim’s jacket!
Jousting, shmousting. This was sort of a bore.
Mark & Helen looking good and knowing it.
Tim and Rachna are too cool for school.
Chewing on a straw – forgot my nicotine.
Cool kids in a very uncool place. Except for that weirdo in the hat.
Tim’s always so violent in these pictures…
Tim had already had a lot of Mead. But they let him throw the knives anyway..
He actually got one on the star.
Helen goes from looking so sweet…
…to looking downright psycho.
I’m on a boat… no wait… elephant.
Wish I were a hundred lbs lighter… I could have ridden a llama!