Yeezus pleases me today. Gulf between appearance and reality blinging in the January iceness. Now look at that bag. So remote. A thing achieving thingness in the utter ambiguity of what something costs. The quilting’s classic & black; it has leather edges, authenticity cards, flaps that flap when you try walking it back. Who has an extra stomach w/ adjustable chain? Betcha #thisbitch does. Numnumnum.