My boss luvs
A. merica.

He jist
wans us
to be

really
real A.
mericans.

I luv
my bossie-
bear

He biz-
nusses me
and pays
me to rite

and he patron-
eyes me bout

eatin
an all
of my Diet
Coke.

We flip
and we
flop a
round.

I slap
at the
in-nerds
of my
self,

O boss!
You are
like Adam
at the
bigtime
con

tra (la)
versie.